Hum

Got home from Nonna's to find a Goldilocks situation: who's been sitting, eating, sleeping in my spaces? Mum and Dad call her Francesca, but as I mentioned in my blog a few months ago, her real name is Hum. I like her - she gave me a pressie, although I have yet to establish how she bought it as apparently she can't walk or drive and has no money.
Anyhoos, I'm posting a few questions which I feel she needs to answer (Dad says she'll respond to them in her own blog in due course, although where he'll find time to type up her musings as well as mine goodness only knows, even if he has finally finished his thesis and has nothing better to do with his time).
1) Why did Hum do a poo in her nappy if she only drinks milk?
2) Why doesn't she like sleeping in her basinette (the irony of this question is breathtaking, given how little time Finn spent in his cot - Ed.)
3) Why does she cry so much?
4) Why does she get to stay up later partying with Mum and Dad?
5) Just, why?